Friday, October 10, 2008

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

This was sent to me to share with you. I do not know who the author is, but I agree with all that is said and want all of you to know that this is valid information based on personal research. Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay. Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Chardonnay can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing ofthe past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living. Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, drymouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker,Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister! WARNINGS: * The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are whispering when you are not. * The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. * The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you can sing. * The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. Now Just Imagine What You Could Achieve With a Good Merlot!

8 comments:

a corgi said...

this was cute; I think I'll take the Merlot :)

enjoy the weekend

betty

Lucy said...

This gave me a laugh which is good for everyone. My problem, I don't like any of the taste so I guess I WILL JUST HAVE TO BE ENVIOUS. lUCY

Claudia's thoughts said...

I find a glass of Riesling works too, a little sweet, but not too sweet.

Claudia

Alice said...

LMAO!!!! Headed out for some Merlot:).........alice
http://asalwaysalice.blogspot.com/

Searching for Peace said...

Cute post. It made me smile. I love wine but because of my medicine, I cant drink it anymore. ..hugs, Christine (struggling with my life)

Beth said...

Ha ha! I'll drink to that!

Beth

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

I am Ken, and I endorse this entry :o)

Janie said...

LOL Too funny! Guess I will pass. lol Have a great week. Hope surgery goes well. Janie